Have you seen that TV commercial that claims a 4 foot tall teddy bear is the perfect Valentine's Day present?I assume it must result in enough orders for this $99 stuffed animal to justify the media blitz.
In the commercial, the nymph in a nightie who receives this oversized toy smiles alluringly, possibly even hinting at some kind of weird threesome with the bear.
Common sense says such a gift to an adult woman would result less in a "come hither" response than a look that says, "What the hell were you thinking?"
Perhaps more to the point, do you think any adult wants a giant stuffed animal sitting around their home or office 365 days a year?
It's a gift neither of you want, but the commercial does make a good point about $99 flowers dying and being soon forgotten.
Why not give each other a truly memorable gift?
Carnival's $99 Down Sale could be the ticket!
With just $99 down per person, you won't have to pay the balance until 30 days before the cruise embarks for most sail dates between March 20 and June 1, 2015.
Carnival has lots of fun cruises, including plenty of 3 to 7 night cruises to Mexico departing from Long Beach, California, and literally hundreds of Caribbean cruises from other ports.
Your vacation dreams, however, need not be limited to Carnival.
What could be more perfect for Valentine's than the original Love Boat, Princess? Perhaps you want a more inclusive and intimate experience on Azamara, or the jaw-dropping onboard experience aboard the mega-ships of Royal Caribbean.
Give your lover a Greek Isles cruise embarking from romantic Venice, a river cruise past castles or a cruise to one of our newest states, Alaska or Hawaii.
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